First post, in a series of many, written so that others may learn from my pain and stupidity.

When attempting to remove bath water from a plastic doll for a 16 month old girl it is imperative… No, absolutely imperative, that you ensure said 16 month old is not present when you remove the dolls head to allow the water to drain.

If, through mishap, misadventure or miscalculation you do find yourself holding the dolls torso in one hand and head in the other it is equally imperative that you do not then shake the two parts vigorously over the bath.

If this occurs accept that no matter how quickly you return the plastic doll to its’ original “head attached configuration” you will not be able to calm said 16 month old for a minimum of 30 minutes.

Accept too that no amount of crying (yours or the 16 month old’s) will prevent your better half from questioning both the credentials of your birth and your parenting abilities.

Accept also that she probably has a point.